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Monday, April 16, 2007
GROANS & LAUGHS.

Music's ON: Don't Forget To Remember Me - Carrie Underwood

my daddy is super cute, i tell you.
last night, he was ironing his new uniform.
then 10min later, he told my mum,

"we need to buy a new iron lah. this one spoil already. see lah, the creases never go off. the uniform still crumpled."

mum: "try to spray abit of water lah."

*spray spray*

.....

5min later, my dad suddenly exclaimed,

"YAK ELEHHHH!"

he looked at me and turned on the iron switch. ((:

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i applied for my poly ez-link already.
will collect it at TP.

wait, that's not the point.
the point is, when i was about to head for the Transitlink Office,
I HELPED A BLIND WOMAN!!! :D :D :D

i. am. so. proud. of. myself.
it's my first time doing such a gracious thing to someone who's blind.
i guided her to the q line, i brought her to the counter and i guided her the way out.
*beams* :D

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i must start doing such simple things to brighten up my day.
AND that means i must not think about myself only.
heee. ((:

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tomorrow's the FIRST day of my orientation.
i'm nervous!

i hope to make nice new friends.
ahhhh, what if i don't? O.O
ok relax zuraiin.

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how did your orientation go?
good? made new friends?
i hope i do too. =/

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meeting hy at 6.15am.
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
usually i'm just out of the showers at 615.
this sucks.
i hope i don't have 8am lectures most days of the week. =/

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i want to get through with the orientation asap..........

xoxo

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Friday, April 13, 2007
CRAP.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: ketchup/chilli sauce. YOU WANNA EAT THAT NOW?! HUH, HUH, HUH?! (sorry hy. i know you love chilli sauce. i couldn't think of anything else! =X)

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: it EXCEPTIONALLY brightens any male's eyes. it makes any male feel EXCEPTIONALLY hot. it's usally pretty. (:

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: because you can't fit a wedding ring around the toe?

Q: What's common between men and videos?
A: they LAG.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: me going for a bubble bath.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
>good motherly instinct
>reliable
>intelligent
>caring
>loving
>takes good care of kids
>fun to be around

In short, she must have..?
A: there is no short.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: they smell alike, they behave alike and their tidiness is SO VERY MUCH THE SAME, really.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: one is associated with physicality and the other, mentality?

Q: Girlfriend & boyfriend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: THE BOY'S HAND. HAHAHAHA! =X

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: Animals asked, "WHY HAVE YOU GOT JANE'S UGLY THONGS ON?!"

(assuming 'Jane' is Tarzan's girlfriend. you know the old school song..... Oieoeoeoeoeoea. i am tarzan from jungle, you can be my friend. Oieoeoeoeoeoea. i am jane and i love to ride an elephant. bah. it's JUNGLE SONG by AQUA! go and listen you loser! -_-)

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some amendments so the answers are different from my friendster's.
by far the best damn bulletin i've ever did.
LOLLLLLLL.

i know the answers are merepek (read: nonsense). thanks me. (:

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gawd, why am i so crappy today?
is all the emo-ing doing this to me?

=/

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